Koalacaust lives! I am working on the oft-mentioned surplus of comics. I don’t want another goofy-ass delay lile this one to occur, so I will start posting new comics on January 13, 2009!

At that point, I will be at least 2 weeks ahead, so circumstances like work shouldn’t be such a hindrance in the future. I hope you’ll come back when comics are being posted regularly again.

You’ll Shank Me Later.
-Scott Robertson

Character Sheet for November 21, 2008-S&M

This was supposed to be up Friday, but I was busy doing work like some inconsiderate jerk with bills. What happened to the good old days when I could be a an inconsiderate jerk with NO bills?

You might still keep my site bookmarked.
-Scott Robertson

Location Sheet for November 14, 2008-Freja’s Condo

I’ve included Oz-Ten’s route through the apartment because I know you guys wanted to see where the hell he ran when Garrick dropped him.

You’ll Thank Me Later.
-Scott Robertson

After billions of years of slumber, one of the old gods has awakened, and His sights are now turned upon your unsightly corner of the universe.

It will be awesome when SETI starts receiving an encrypted signal that takes them months to translate. It will print out on at least 200,000 pages of printer paper, and will be in quantum binary. When we solve it, the message will read:

“I see you.”

The last thing this poor world of yours will ever see is his mighty hand bearing down upon it…

Tough luck.

Character Sheet for November 11, 2008-Freja Fischer

The two realistic-looking ones are how Freja is not supposed to look, but how she’s been shown because I am apparently insane. Hooray, I can draw hot girls. I’m not trying to do that, though. I’m apparently subconciously AND consciously perverted. It’s a tough life, son. A tough life.

Freja is really the only character so far (at least until this comic was finished. The smaller, more cartoonish Freja head is how she’s supposed to look. I’m still pushing for that consistency I promised. Consistency with cute cartoon Freja, not sexy pinup Freja.

You’ll Thank Me Later.
-Scott Robertson

Comic for November 4, 2008-Killed It

This is the end of Chapter 2. Next up are some Character Sheets and Locations, then the beginning of Chapter Three.

You’ll Thank Me Later.
-Scott Robertson

Comic for October 31, 2008-Liebling

I’m 95% sure that is a German term of endearment. If I used it incorrectly, I’m sure I’ll hear about it at some point. Happy Halloween.

You’ll Thank Me Later.
-Scott Robertson

I drew this latest late one on paper(not good paper like Bristol Board, Volume 2 will be, though) because my eyes were hurting from looking at a computer screen all day at work and I still wanted you guys to get a comic. I spent Tuesday evening cleaning the picture up and will get it up for you as soon as possible.

My schedule has been terrible. It’s downright pathetic, and I am aware of that. Fortunately, I am taking steps to get ahead for 2009. By the time that year rolls around, I’ll be way ahead! People will link to my site and everything.

Seriously. That’s the real deal, right there.

Don’t delete my bookmark! If you’re pissed that I’ve not updated as consistently as promised, you have every reason to be, but come back in a month or so. Punish me by not visiting for a while! Don’t punish both of us by never planning to return! Chapter 3 will have started by mid-November, and what’s to come will be worth it.

To my loyal friends that keep coming back just because we’re friends and you’re bored… Thanks. We both know how damn good looking you are, with those charming features and well-placed bookmarks.

No Tag Line Until I Post the New Comic, Damn It.
-Scott Robertson

Comic for October 24, 2008-Look at it Logically

To the readers I have that consistently come back, I apologize. I’m my biggest critic, and when I look at something I’ve worked on that looks like complete crap, I have no option but to redo it. I apologize for the tardiness, as that’s all I can really do. Thanks for coming back to read today’s comic, though.

I Thank You Now.
-Scott Robertson

Chapter Two ends on Friday, then we have some Character Sheets and Location Sheets that will give you better insight into the happenings of the Koalacaust Universe and why these characters act the way they do.

You’ll Thank Me Later.
-Scott Robertson